"Mum Thinks You're a Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Mum Thinks You're a Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
The bear that says what Mum’s thinking — and what you’re too chicken to
This cheeky Swear Bear reads: “Dad, you’re my hero… but Mum thinks you’re a cunt!” Whether it’s for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just because, this cuddly insult-wrapped-in-a-hug is the ultimate adult teddy bear gift for dads with a sense of humour.
It’s a rude teddy that manages to be oddly affectionate — and guaranteed to get a laugh. Part of our Cunt Teddy Bear range, this inappropriate soft toy makes a brilliant gift.
See more brilliant bears in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
For more gift ideas that dads will actually laugh at, browse our Father’s Day collection or Birthday gifts for him.
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