"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Water Bottle
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"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
For the Classy Lady Who Swears Like a Legend
This 500ml aluminium water bottle features the “Classy Lady” design that proudly reads: “I am a Beautiful, Intelligent and Classy Lady... who just happens to say Cunt a lot.” It’s a brilliant blend of elegance and cheek, and it belongs in the bag of every foul-mouthed femme. Part of our Cunt Water Bottles collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
If you know someone who owns every room they walk into—but also can’t help dropping the C-bomb—this makes the perfect funny, functional gift. Ideal for birthdays, girls’ weekends or just being brilliant every day.
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