"Cook it yourself cunt" - Apron
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"Cook it yourself cunt" - Apron
Description
Description
Cooking criticism? Not in this house
If they dish it out as well as they serve it up, this apron is spot on. A brilliant kitchen gift for anyone who won't take shit while stirring the pot. This Don't like my cooking? Cook it yourself cunt apron is the ultimate warning to the household.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Part of our bestselling cunt apron collection, this cook it yourself cunt design is just one of many bold and sweary options we’ve got in stock. From birthdays to housewarmings, there’s a rude apron for every occasion.
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