"Sassy Cunt" - Water Bottle
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"Sassy Cunt" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
Hydration with a whole lot of attitude
Why sip quietly when you can strut with a Sassy Cunt bottle in hand? This 500ml aluminium beauty says it how it is, making it the perfect sidekick for work, gym, or gifting someone who doesn’t do subtle. Part of our Cunt Water Bottles collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
After something to match your bottle’s bold vibes? Check out the Sassy Cunt compact mirror for quick touch-ups on the go, or grab a matching coaster for your home setup. And if you're all about the C-word lifestyle, shop the full Sassy Cunt range to see the whole outrageous crew.
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