"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Tankard Glass
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"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Tanka...
Description
Description
Customise this half pint tankard for the ultimate birthday laugh
Got a mate who’s been a cunt their entire life? This personalised “ANY Years of Being a Cunt” half pint tankard glass is the perfect birthday present. Simply enter the age you want, and we’ll have it ready to dispatch in just one working day! It holds 312ml—perfect for a cold half pint with froth on top—and is part of our cheeky Cunt Glasses collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- 11oz personalised glass – microwave and dishwasher safe
- Delivered in a smash-proof gift box that’s easy to wrap
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
Want even more personalised laughs? Check out our full range of personalised cunt gifts and build the ultimate birthday bundle that hits right where it hurts—in the funny bone.
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