"I Love to Say Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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Delivery and Shipping Info
Delivery and Shipping Info
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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"I Love to Say Cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
If they say it proudly and loudly, this is the mouse mat for them. The “I Love to Say Cunt” design is a firm favourite with fans of foul-mouthed fun.
Ideal for desks, birthdays, or just reminding someone they have zero filter — and zero shame.
- 3 FOR 2 across the whole site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY as standard, with speedy upgrades available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Soft, smooth top for comfortable scrolling
- Grippy non-slip rubber base
- 22cm x 18cm mouse pad
- Cellophane-wrapped with card backing
- Handmade at our Sussex workshop
This bold design is also available on a mug, keyring, teddy bear, apron and more in the full I Love to Say Cunt collection.
Or explore our full mouse mat range for even more rude and ridiculous options.
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