"Miss. Cunt" - Apron
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"Miss. Cunt" - Apron
Description
Description
Wear this and nobody will dare nick your chips
If you’re after a bold and funny apron, the "Miss Cunt" design ticks all the boxes. Part of our bestselling Cunt Aprons collection, it’s the perfect kitchen accessory for anyone who likes to take charge (and cause a few giggles) while they cook.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% linin-style durable polyester
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Love this vibe? You can build a full matching gift bundle with a compact mirror, bottle opener, mug, and mouse mat—all from our Miss Cunt gift collection.
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