"See You Next Tuesday" - Water Bottle
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"See You Next Tuesday" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
A Clever Way to Say Cunt Without Saying Cunt
If you're after a water bottle that hints at the word cunt without actually saying it, this "See You Next Tuesday" design is spot on. Whether it’s for work, the gym, or just taking the edge off your meetings, this bottle says what everyone’s thinking—just cleverly disguised.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Love a hidden-in-plain-sight insult? Explore the full See You Next Tuesday Collection to match this up with a mug, card, or badge—they won’t know what hit 'em.
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