"Vegan Cunt" - Apron - Avocado
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"Vegan Cunt" - Apron - Avocado
Description
Description
Because plants taste better when you swear
This Vegan Cunt apron featuring an avocado has to be the ultimate accessory for a plant-eater in the kitchen! This hilarious apron makes a great functional gift and is proudly part of our Cunt Aprons collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Also loving the veggie vibe? We’ve got a carrot version of this rude apron too—so you can match your mood (or your dinner).
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