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"Warning - Grumpy Old Cunt" - Apron

£17.95
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Description

He’s earned the right to be a grumpy cunt – now label him properly

If your dad, uncle, or partner is a bit of a grumpy old cunt in the kitchen, this hilarious apron lets everyone know. It’s a brilliant functional gift for roasting on Sundays or BBQing with a pint in hand—and it does double duty as a warning sign.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
  • Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

Love the look? Complete the kitchen kit with a matching mug, or browse our full selection of gifts for grumpy legends and lovable cunts alike.

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