"WARNING - My favourite word is cunt" - Apron
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"WARNING - My favourite word is cunt" - Apron
Description
Description
Perfect for potty-mouthed cooks
This apron is a must if you have someone you know who can't stop saying the c-word. Surely it's only fair to warn people around them! It’s part of our cheeky Cunt Aprons collection, and makes a funny gift for anyone who cooks like they curse—boldly.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Love this warning design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching mug and more in the full gift collection.
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