Cunts have birthdays too! And this “I am a cunt” mouse mat is the perfect way to say, “I see you, I get you… now get back to work.”
It’s rude, direct, and makes an ideal desk accessory for anyone who’s proudly self-aware (or just likes to keep visitors away).
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
Match this mouse mat with other gifts from the I Am a Cunt Collection — including a mug, keyring, apron, and more.
Or, if you're in the mood to browse, check out all mouse mats for even more bold designs.