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"I Cunt Spell" - Mouse Mat

£8.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description

This “I Cunt Spell” mouse mat is one of our cheekiest designs — it’s innocent at first glance… until you read it properly!

Perfect for anyone who loves a pun and isn’t afraid of a bit of bold language on their desk. It’s guaranteed to get a reaction.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • FREE UK DELIVERY with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Printed on a smooth, high-quality surface
  • Durable non-slip rubber base
  • Measures 22cm x 18cm
  • Neatly packed in cellophane and card
  • Made in our Sussex workshop

You can find the full I Cunt Spell collection here — including a mug, keyring, badge, teddy bear and card to match.

Or if you’d rather keep browsing, see our full range of mouse mats here.

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