"I Cunt Spell" - Mouse Mat
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Delivery and Shipping Info
Delivery and Shipping Info
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Description
Description
This “I Cunt Spell” mouse mat is one of our cheekiest designs — it’s innocent at first glance… until you read it properly!
Perfect for anyone who loves a pun and isn’t afraid of a bit of bold language on their desk. It’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Printed on a smooth, high-quality surface
- Durable non-slip rubber base
- Measures 22cm x 18cm
- Neatly packed in cellophane and card
- Made in our Sussex workshop
You can find the full I Cunt Spell collection here — including a mug, keyring, badge, teddy bear and card to match.
Or if you’d rather keep browsing, see our full range of mouse mats here.
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