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"I Cunt Spell" - Teddy Bear

£16.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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Description

Soft, cute, and can’t spell for shit

This adorably rude Swear Bear is proof that even a Cunt Teddy Bear can be cuddly and charming. Wearing a white tee with the words "I Cunt Spell", it’s the least offensive bear in the bunch — but still 100% inappropriate.

If you’re looking for a funny teddy bear that won’t terrify your nan, this is a solid choice. A brilliant adult soft toy gift for birthdays, graduations, or just because someone’s a bit crap at spelling. He’s part of the ever-growing crew of bears who swear — and he knows exactly where he fits in.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

You can also get this design on a mug, keyring, magnet, badge, or even a card. To see them all view the full card and gift set here.

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