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"Hurry up and go you cunt" - Leaving Card

£3.45
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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

When a polite farewell just won’t do

“It’s so sad you are leaving. Only joking, hurry up and go you cunt.” This blunt and brilliant card is made for those special workplace exits — the ones that come with more relief than regret. Whether it’s for a mate, an office joker, or the one who finally handed in their notice, this cheeky farewell card gets the message across with no fluff.

Our Cunt Card Superstore has the UK’s biggest selection of rude and hilarious cards for every occasion.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If this one’s not quite right, check out our full Leaving Cunt Cards range — over 40 designs ready to offend and amuse.

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