"I love you as much as you are a cunt" - Anniversary Bear
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"I love you as much as you are a cunt" - Anniversary Bear
Description
Description
Perfect for couples who swear by each other (literally)
This Swear Bear is a brilliant personalised gift for couples who love each other deeply… but aren’t afraid to call each other a cunt. The message on the t-shirt reads:
"I love you as much as you are a cunt. Which is infinitely. Happy ANY YEAR Anniversary."
Just pop the anniversary year in the box above and we’ll customise the t-shirt before dispatch — it’s fast, easy, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Whether it’s your first, tenth, or fiftieth, this Cunt Teddy Bear is a funny teddy bear that keeps things sweet, rude, and very, very real. Explore more sweary snuggle options in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
Looking for more rude anniversary gifts? Check out our Weddings collection — perfect for couples who like to take the mick out of each other.
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