"Swearing is so unattractive. Ya Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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"Swearing is so unattractive. Ya Cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
Not trying to attract anyone anyway
This brilliantly blunt mouse mat is perfect for that mate who swears like a sailor and doesn’t give a shit who hears it. With the full quote printed across the front:
"Swearing is so unattractive."
"I wasn’t trying to attract you anyway. Ya cunt."
It’s ideal for home offices, shared desks, or anywhere that could use a little bit more honesty and a lot more laughter.
- 3 FOR 2 across the site – see all deals
- FREE UK DELIVERY on every order
- Dispatched within one working day
- Matte top, grippy rubber base
- Size: 22cm x 18cm, card and cellophane gift packaging
Love this design? Pair it with the matching mug, card or apron from the Swearing Is So Unattractive gift collection.
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