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"You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Anniversary Bear

£16.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description

Soft, rude, and full of love — like your relationship

If you’re head over heels for a bit of a cunt, this Swear Bear is the perfect way to say so. The message printed on the t-shirt reads:

"You're a cunt. But you're my cunt and I fucking love you! Happy ANY YEAR Anniversary."

Just type the year of your anniversary in the box above, and we’ll personalise the t-shirt and have it ready to go within one working day. This Cunt Teddy Bear is soft, rude, and everything a proper adult teddy bear should be — a funny keepsake for anyone lucky enough to be yours.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

Want to see more foul-mouthed bears? Head to the Cunt Teddy Bears collection and meet the whole sweary gang.

For more sweary couple gifts, head to our Weddings collection — ideal for anniversaries, engagements or just telling your favourite cunt how much you care.

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