"You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Anniversary Bear
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Anniversary...
Description
Description
Soft, rude, and full of love — like your relationship
If you’re head over heels for a bit of a cunt, this Swear Bear is the perfect way to say so. The message printed on the t-shirt reads:
"You're a cunt. But you're my cunt and I fucking love you! Happy ANY YEAR Anniversary."
Just type the year of your anniversary in the box above, and we’ll personalise the t-shirt and have it ready to go within one working day. This Cunt Teddy Bear is soft, rude, and everything a proper adult teddy bear should be — a funny keepsake for anyone lucky enough to be yours.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Want to see more foul-mouthed bears? Head to the Cunt Teddy Bears collection and meet the whole sweary gang.
For more sweary couple gifts, head to our Weddings collection — ideal for anniversaries, engagements or just telling your favourite cunt how much you care.
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