"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Mouse Mat
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
“I don't like Monday mornings. Or cunts who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or cunts.”
Yep, that’s the full quote. And yes—it’s printed on this gloriously grumpy mouse mat. Perfect for anyone whose coffee needs brewing before they can form a sentence.
- 3 FOR 2 on everything (view all offers)
- FREE UK DELIVERY – no code needed
- Dispatched within one working day
- Soft-touch surface, rubber base
- 22cm x 18cm, gift-ready in card and cellophane
Find more in the full Monday Mornings Collection or explore the full Mouse Mat range.
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