"Happy Mothers Day Sorry I was a Teenage Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Happy Mothers Day Sorry I was a Teenage Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Because teenage you was a bit of a nightmare
If you were a nightmare as a teen, this Swear Bear is your chance to make things right (or at least make her laugh). The t-shirt reads: "Happy Mothers Day, Sorry I was a Teenage Cunt".
It’s a cheeky, soft-hearted way to say thanks for putting up with the mood swings, bad choices, and general hormonal chaos. Whether you’ve grown out of it or not, this Cunt Bear is the perfect peace offering.
Discover more hilariously rude plushies in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
For even more funny and sweary gift ideas, check out the full Mother’s Day collection.
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