"Dad Thinks You're a Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Dad Thinks You're a Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
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Perfect for Mum — awkward for Dad
This Swear Bear says what most of us are thinking when Mum and Dad don’t exactly see eye to eye. The t-shirt reads: "Mum, you're my hero... but Dad thinks you're a cunt!"
It’s the ultimate rude teddy bear for Mother’s Day or a birthday — cheeky, affectionate, and guaranteed to make her laugh. Whether you’re team Mum or just love gifting something that’ll raise eyebrows, this Cunt Bear gets it just right.
See more rude and lovable soft toys in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get the same quote on a matching mug. Or browse more funny Mother's Day ideas in the Mother's Day Collection.
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