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It’s a Christmas Card and Gift in One with our cunt card and keyring combo’s

Play it Safe Christmas Cards

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Play It Safe with a Cunt Card That Comes with a Twist

Not sure what to get someone for Christmas? These cards literally say it for you—“I wasn’t sure what to buy you… so I thought I’d play it safe.” And they’re spot on. Each one comes with a detachable extra: either a sweary keyring or a Christmas tree bauble, making these cards feel more like a full-on gift than just a card.

It’s a safe bet for anyone who loves the word cunt—whether they proudly call themselves one, or you want to call them one (nicely). They’re cheeky, festive, and guaranteed to land with a laugh. Plus, you get FREE UK DELIVERY and they’re included in our 3 FOR 2 deal.

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This range features both keyring combos and tree bauble cards—so you can pick the perfect one depending on whether they’re more into dangling things on their keys or their Christmas tree. Either way, it’s a brilliant little bonus that won’t end up in the bin like most cards.

If you’re looking to go full festive, have a browse of our full Christmas Cunt collection, where you’ll find everything from mugs to teddy bears and more.

And remember—FREE UK DELIVERY and 3 FOR 2 on all cards makes this a no-brainer gift that’ll raise a smile and hang around long after Christmas dinner.
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