Play it Safe Christmas Cards

Play It Safe with a Cunt Card That Comes with a Twist

Not sure what to get someone for Christmas? These cards literally say it for you—“I wasn’t sure what to buy you… so I thought I’d play it safe.” And they’re spot on. Each one comes with a detachable extra: either a sweary keyring or a Christmas tree bauble, making these cards feel more like a full-on gift than just a card.

It’s a safe bet for anyone who loves the word cunt—whether they proudly call themselves one, or you want to call them one (nicely). They’re cheeky, festive, and guaranteed to land with a laugh. Plus, you get FREE UK DELIVERY and they’re included in our 3 FOR 2 deal.