"Rude-Olph" - Christmas Card
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Description
Description
Rude-Olph: the reindeer who tells it like it is
He didn’t get picked to pull Santa’s sleigh, probably because he calls everyone a cunt. This cheeky Christmas card stars Rude-Olph in all his foul-mouthed glory, delivering festive laughs for anyone who’d rather skip the niceties and go straight for the swearing.
Want more designs like this? Browse the Cunt Card Superstore – home to the biggest range of rude and funny cunt cards on the internet.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on matching items including a Christmas apron, teddy bear, magnet, mug, and badge.
Looking for rude Christmas bundles? Check out our multi-pack Christmas cards for even more cheeky options.
For the full seasonal collection, head to our Christmas Cunt collection where you’ll find dozens of festive designs for cunts of all kinds.
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