"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Teddy Bear
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"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Teddy...
Description
Description
Celebrate how long they’ve been a cunt with this personalised teddy
If you've got a mate, sibling or partner who's been a total cunt since day one, this funny teddy bear is a brilliant birthday gift. Customise the age to suit — whether it's 18, 21, 40, 50 or any other number, this cunt teddy bear handles it with charm and fluff.
Explore more in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection and discover the full range of inappropriate soft toys that swear with love.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Matching card, badge and mug versions available — see the full swear bear set in our shop.
One of our bestselling designs, it's a proper laugh for anyone who can take a joke. Ideal for those milestone birthdays — or even completely random ones like a 36th — this rude teddy makes a unique keepsake they'll never forget.
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