"ANY NAME You're a cunt but you're my cunt" - Personalised Mouse Mat
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"ANY NAME You're a cunt but you're my cunt" - Personalised Mouse Mat
Personalise this mouse mat!
If your other half is a cunt but you proper love them anyway, this mouse mat is perfect! By adding their name to personalise it they can use it while they work and be reminded every day!
The full design reads: "[ANY NAME] You're a cunt. But you're my cunt"
- SIMPLY ENTER THE NAME YOU WOULD LIKE ABOVE
- IT WILL BE READY TO DISPATCH IN JUST 1 WORKING DAY!
- Measures 22cm x 18cm.
- Card and cellophane gift packaging.
- Professionally produced at our Sussex workshop in England, UK.
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DESIGN CODE: MYCU mycu
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