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"Classy Cunt" - Water Bottle

£12.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description

Classy Cunts Need To Stay Hydrated Too

This 500ml aluminium water bottle features the “Classy Cunt” design. It’s a brilliant blend of elegance and cheek, and it belongs in the gym or work bag of someone who knows they are not part of the riff-raff. Part of our Cunt Water Bottles collection, we stock a design that is perfect for everyone.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Supplied in a card box
  • 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
  • Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
  • Features a handy clip-on carabiner

If you know someone who has the attitude and style to use this water bottle with pride, it makes a fantastic gift for any occasion that is guaranteed to get a laugh.

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