"Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Nothing says romance like a Swear Bear shouting “Happy Valentine’s Day You Cunt”
Say it with fluff, but say it properly. This hilariously blunt Swear Bear is the ultimate Cunt Teddy Bear for Valentine’s Day — perfect for couples who know love isn’t always chocolates and poetry.
With “Happy Valentine’s Day You Cunt” printed proudly across its tiny t-shirt, this adult teddy bear is soft, rude, and ready to offend in the most affectionate way possible. Give it to someone you love... and love taking the mick out of.
Want more sweary cuddles? Explore the full range in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
See more cheeky Valentine’s gifts in our Valentine’s collection — from bears and mugs to cards that push all the right buttons.
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