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"You're a cunt ...and I proper love you" - Valentines Day Card

£3.45
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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Rude? Yes. Romantic? Weirdly, also yes

Cheeky, funny, and secretly quite sweet – it’s the ideal choice if your other half’s a bit of a nightmare, but you wouldn’t have them any other way.

This design says it all: "You're a cunt. But you're my cunt. ...and I proper love you. Happy Valentine's Day."

Want more like this? Browse the full range in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest selection of offensive Valentine’s cards online.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

You’ll also find this card in our Valentine’s Day collection, alongside matching mugs, magnets, keyrings and more. Or see the full catalogue of designs below.

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