"Dad You're a Cunt" - Water Bottle
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"Dad You're a Cunt" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
Because Dad’s a Cunt… But He’s Your Cunt
If you're after a heartfelt but hilarious gift for Dad, this "Dad you're a cunt but you're my cunt" water bottle says it all. Whether he's bossing it at work, out walking the dog, or just being his usual blunt self, this bottle will have him laughing while staying hydrated. Check out the full Cunt Water Bottles collection for more sweary drinkware.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Want to complete the set? You can grab matching Dad you’re a cunt but you’re my cunt gifts for a brilliant birthday or Father’s Day bundle he won’t forget.
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