"ANY NAME You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Personalised Bear
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"ANY NAME You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Pe...
Description
Description
A personalised sweary teddy for the one you love
This hilarious and heartfelt Swear Bear says what most of us are too British to admit out loud. The design reads: “You're a cunt. But you're my cunt and I fucking love you!” — and you can personalise it with any name for maximum impact.
Want more sweary cuddliness? Explore the full Cunt Teddy Bears collection and find your perfect Swear Bear.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
This design also appears in our Valentine's collection if you're shopping for a cheeky gift with heart.
Whether it’s for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just a brilliant surprise for your other half, this Cunt Teddy Bear is the ultimate rude yet romantic gift. Equal parts inappropriate soft toy and genuinely sweet gesture, it’s made to make them laugh and melt at the same time.
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