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"Classy Cunt" - Bottle Opener

£8.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
  • Send straight to the recipient: No receipts or prices included in the parcel (learn more)
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Description

The Only Bottle Opener That’s as Bold as You Are

It’s not about what you’re drinking — it’s about opening it with style. Even if it’s a WKD that glows in the dark, add a touch of “elegance” to any night of drinks and kebabs. Because why the hell not?

We stock the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers anywhere on earth, and this one’s a standout.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
  • Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm

Round out your Classy Cunt lineup with a matching mug for the morning-after brew, a coaster to save the table, and a sleek water bottle for daytime hydration. Heading out-out? Pop on the badge and drop a compact mirror in your bag.

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