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"Cunt of the Year" - Apron

£17.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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Description

Step aside, Olympians—this award matters more

Some say it's more prestigious than an Olympic medal—and honestly, they're right. This "Cunt of the Year" apron from our cheeky Cunt Aprons collection is the ultimate nod to someone who’s truly at the top of their game (or shame). Perfect for kitchen antics and winning laughs.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
  • Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

Want to complete the joke? Build the ultimate gift bundle with a matching mug, teddy bear, keyring, and more from our full Cunt of the Year collection.

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