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"Crystal Palace Cunt" - Mug

£9.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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Description

When “Up the Eagles” Just Isn’t Enough

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or the Palace-loving cunt in your life, this mug says it like it is. It's funny, bold, and just the right amount of wrong — ideal for matchday brews, birthday wind-ups, or gifting to your most football-obsessed mate.

Add the matching “Crystal Palace Cunt” coaster and you’ve got the ultimate fan setup for sofa shout-outs and dodgy referee calls.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
  • This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
  • Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
  • Produced in the UK

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