"Crystal Palace Cunt" - Mug
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"Crystal Palace Cunt" - Mug
Description
Description
When “Up the Eagles” Just Isn’t Enough
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or the Palace-loving cunt in your life, this mug says it like it is. It's funny, bold, and just the right amount of wrong — ideal for matchday brews, birthday wind-ups, or gifting to your most football-obsessed mate.
Add the matching “Crystal Palace Cunt” coaster and you’ve got the ultimate fan setup for sofa shout-outs and dodgy referee calls.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
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