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"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Mouse Mat

£8.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Abracadabra! Nope... still a cunt. Here's the mouse mat for someone who truly deserves it.

Whether it's a colleague, mate, or family member with a magical knack for being a bit of a cunt — this cheeky mouse mat is the perfect reminder that not even spells can help them.

"Abracadabra – Nope, you’re still a cunt"

This mouse mat makes a brilliantly rude gift for the right kind of recipient — and the design is also available on matching items like a mug, magnet, or even a teddy bear.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
  • Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
  • Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks

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