"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
No magic here — just a bear who calls you a cunt
Meet the Swear Bear who’s had enough of you — the "Abracadabra" Cunt Teddy Bear. His t-shirt delivers a dose of foul-mouthed sorcery: "Abracadabra! - Nope, you are still a cunt"
It’s the perfect inappropriate soft toy for anyone who loves a bit of dark humour with their hocus pocus. Whether you're buying it as a funny teddy bear for a mate or just adding to your own sweary collection, this bear brings the laughs every time.
Browse more like this in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection — the best place for sweary plush legends.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a card, mug, apron, mouse mat, badge, keyring, or magnet. See the full gift set.
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