A poetic masterpiece, with a proper insult
If you're not after subtle, you've found the right card. The full message says it loud and proud: “Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a cunt.” It’s short, sharp, and very, very funny.
Perfect for mates, partners, or anyone who needs a brutally honest valentine, birthday laugh, or everyday roast. Zero sentiment. Maximum impact.
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on a teddy bear, keyring, mug, and magnet. Or click here to view the full collection.