"Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!" - Teddy Bear
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"Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Remind them they’re lucky to have a cunt like you
If you’ve been together long enough to take the piss out of each other, this Swear Bear is the perfect anniversary gift. With his soft fur and sweary message, he’s equal parts cuddly and inappropriate — just like your relationship.
His shirt proudly says: "Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!"
See more like this in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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