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"Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!" - Teddy Bear

£16.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Remind them they’re lucky to have a cunt like you

If you’ve been together long enough to take the piss out of each other, this Swear Bear is the perfect anniversary gift. With his soft fur and sweary message, he’s equal parts cuddly and inappropriate — just like your relationship.

 His shirt proudly says: "Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!"

See more like this in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

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