"One day you'll cringe at the cunt" - Breakup/Divorce Card
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"One day you'll cringe at the cunt" - Breakup/Divorce...
Description
Description
A breakup card for the mate who finally saw sense
This funny and painfully accurate breakup card is ideal for the friend who’s finally seen the light. The front reads: “One day you’ll cringe at the thought of that cunt …and I’ll say I told you so because I’m smug like that.”
If you want more ways to say “I told you so” with love (and laughter), head to the Cunt Card Superstore for the full range.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available as a matching teddy bear for an extra layer of smug support.
It’s part of our wide-ranging breakup and divorce collection – perfect for helping them heal with humour.
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