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Brutally honest breakup & divorce cunt cards – the perfect way to say good riddance.

Breakup & Divorce Cunt Cards

(8 products)

Breakups suck. These cunt cards don’t.

This range of breakup and divorce cunt cards is made to cheer up the person who finally ditched the walking red flag. Whether it’s “So glad you got rid of that cunt” or “You can’t fix a cunt but you can divorce it,” every design is unapologetically blunt — and designed to get a laugh when it’s needed most.

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Each card is printed to order and dispatched within one day, with FREE UK delivery as standard.

They’re also part of our 3 for 2 sitewide deal, so if there’s another occasion coming up — like a birthday, leaving do, or even a cheeky General Cunt Gift — now’s a good time to throw it in the basket and save some cash.

Or go all in with the full Breakup & Divorce Cards & Gifts Collection.
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