Our Christmas card and bauble combos are the ultimate lazy genius move: get a card and gift in one, with each featuring a detachable wooden ornament printed with the word cunt. Whether it’s shaped like a Christmas tree, a wrapped gift or a jolly Santa, it’s the kind of keepsake that’ll return to the tree year after year — if it’s not proudly displayed all year round.
These cheeky combos are perfect for mates, siblings, or any festive troublemaker in your life. We dispatch within one working day, and UK delivery is free as standard.
Want to go full C-word for Christmas? Browse our Christmas Cunt collection, or match it up with a Christmas cunt card or cunt mug as part of our 3 for 2 offer.
Because nothing says festive cheer like a cunt bauble hanging off a branch…