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Save money and get a laugh by giving someone a card with a detachable cunt bauble this Christmas.

Card & Detachable Tree Baubles

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The Ultimate Christmas Two-in-One Gift

Get two birds stoned at once this festive season with our hilarious card and Christmas bauble combos — the gift that literally keeps on giving. Each cheeky card comes with a detachable wooden decoration that proudly features the word cunt, so they can hang it on their tree (or rear-view mirror, we’re not judging) long after the card's been binned.

Whether it's a Christmas tree, a wrapped present or even Santa himself, these double-whammy gifts are perfect for mates with a naughty streak. Can’t decide between a card or a gift? Play it safe and grab both in one hilarious package.

Free UK delivery is included, and we dispatch within one working day — so you’re sorted even if you left it late.
Looking for more ideas? Check out the Christmas Cunt collection for everything from Christmas cards to cunt mugs. Naughty and nice, all at once.

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Our Christmas card and bauble combos are the ultimate lazy genius move: get a card and gift in one, with each featuring a detachable wooden ornament printed with the word cunt. Whether it’s shaped like a Christmas tree, a wrapped gift or a jolly Santa, it’s the kind of keepsake that’ll return to the tree year after year — if it’s not proudly displayed all year round.

These cheeky combos are perfect for mates, siblings, or any festive troublemaker in your life. We dispatch within one working day, and UK delivery is free as standard.

Want to go full C-word for Christmas? Browse our Christmas Cunt collection, or match it up with a Christmas cunt card or cunt mug as part of our 3 for 2 offer.

Because nothing says festive cheer like a cunt bauble hanging off a branch…
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