"Clever Cunt" - Congratulations Card
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"Clever Cunt" - Congratulations Card
Description
Description
Because being clever deserves a proper card
Whether they’ve aced an exam, nailed a qualification, or finally passed that one thing they’ve been banging on about — this card is the perfect way to say “Well done, you clever cunt.” It’s cheeky, direct, and guaranteed to make them smile.
You’ll find plenty more like this in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest range of rude cards on the planet, all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This card also pairs perfectly with our matching Clever Cunt Mug — a proper gift combo for brainy legends.
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