"Get Well Soon, Ya Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Get Well Soon, Ya Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Laughter is the best medicine… closely followed by this bear
This cuddly Swear Bear is the perfect way to lift someone’s spirits — or at least make them laugh through the pain. Wearing a white tee that proudly says "Get Well Soon, Ya Cunt", this funny teddy bear is a cheeky way to show you care (in your own way).
Whether it’s a mate milking their man flu or a work colleague leaving you with all the graft, this Cunt Teddy Bear delivers a proper send-up to their sick note. Rude? Definitely. Cuddly? Absolutely.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Part of our bestselling Cunt Teddy Bears collection, this inappropriate soft toy makes a hilarious adult teddy gift for anyone who needs a boost.
Want to go full sympathy mode? You can also get a matching card to go with this Swear Bear.
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