"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Badge
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Badge
Description
Description
For the Lost Cause in Your Life
Some people are beyond saving, and this badge is for them. Featuring the bold line “Even Jesus thinks you’re a cunt,” it’s ideal for that friend or relative who just keeps testing divine patience. Part of our Cunt Badges collection, this one’s bound to cause giggles (and maybe a gasp).
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Metal badge measuring 44mm in diameter
This blasphemously brilliant badge arrives gift-ready, mounted on a card and wrapped in cellophane—perfect for birthdays, secret Santa, or your favourite heathen.
Like the design? You can build a full blasphemous bundle with a matching mug, teddy bear, keyring, and mouse mat.
Want more? Explore the full Even Jesus Thinks You're a Cunt collection, or browse our full range of irreverent gift ideas in the Religion section.
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