If you’re shopping for someone who out-cunts everyone else, this "Even Jesus thinks you’re a cunt" mouse mat is the holy grail of desk accessories.
It’s funny, offensive, and surprisingly functional — the perfect little gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just a cheeky surprise.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
This design is also available on other matching items like a mug, keyring, card, and teddy bear. Or check out the full Jesus collection for more