Card & Detachable Tree Bauble Decoration - Present
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Card & Detachable Tree Bauble Decoration - Present
Description
Description
"Play it Safe" Christmas Card with Detachable Cunt Present Bauble
This is a card and present in one!
Attached to the card is a wooden "cunt" present tree bauble. It will surely take pride of place each year when the tree goes up!
The card reads: "I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO BUY YOU FOR CHRISTMAS SO I THOUGHT I'D PLAY IT SAFE AND GET YOU THIS FOR YOUR TREE
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- 3 for 2 on all cards!
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- Blank inside, supplied in cellophane with a white envelope
- Add a personalised message & send directly to the recipient
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Made in the UK
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