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"cunt." - Greeting Card

£3.45
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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
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Description

The card that says it all in just one word

It’s bold, it’s blunt, it’s brilliant. This greeting card simply says "cunt." — no frills, no fluff, just a clean and confident one-word message. Whether you're gifting it as a joke, a cheeky compliment, or something in between, this minimalist classic lands every time.

You’ll find this gem — and hundreds of others like it — in our Cunt Card Superstore, home to the largest selection of cunt cards anywhere.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This “cunt.” design is also available on matching gifts like the apron, badge, bottle opener, cufflinks, keyring, magnet, mouse mat, and even a teddy bear.

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