"cunt." - Apron
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"cunt." - Apron
Description
Description
Nothing says it better than this apron
This apron says the word "cunt." on it. Nothing more, nothing less. We love it! It's a brilliant gift for anyone who cooks—and loves the word cunt. Part of our cheeky Cunt Aprons collection, it’s designed for maximum laughs and minimal fuss.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
This design is also available on matching badges, bottle openers, cufflinks, cards, keyrings, fridge magnets, mouse mats, and teddy bears—check out the full Cunt Collection to build the ultimate bundle!
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