"Don't Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt"- Christmas Card
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"Don't Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt"- Christma...
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Perfect for that mate who’s eaten all the snacks since November
Some people need a gentle nudge. Others need this card. Our “Don’t Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt” Christmas card is full-throttle festive piss-taking for the greedy git in your life. Brutally honest, stupidly funny, and ideal for mates who can take a joke (and a second helping).
We’ve got the biggest range of rude festive greetings over in our Cunt Card Superstore — shop hundreds of designs all 3 for 2 with FREE UK delivery.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available in our Christmas multipacks if you’re stocking up for the season.
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