"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card
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Description
When even the son of God agrees, it’s official
We don’t recommend giving this to your nan. But if your mate’s a full-blown birthday cunt and proud of it, this card is divine. The message? "Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt." Blasphemous? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Every occasion deserves a card that doesn’t hold back. That’s where the Cunt Card Store comes in.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Build a blessed birthday bundle with the matching mug, badge, keyring, apron, and even a teddy bear. See the full Even Jesus collection for more cheeky miracles.
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