"Happy Father's Day You Bald Cunt" - Card
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"Happy Father's Day You Bald Cunt" - Card
Description
Description
For the dad who’s lost his hair — but not his sense of humour
Whether he’s thinning out or fully polished, this funny Father’s Day card embraces the baldness and hits the mark with pure, no-nonsense humour. If your dad’s got a good sense of humour (and no hair), this one’s a winner.
You’ll find it alongside hundreds more in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of cunt cards on the internet, all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of our Bald Cunt Gifts Collection, where you’ll find a matching mug, water bottle, badge, keyring, and even a bottle opener — perfect if you want to build a full bald bundle.
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